*where do bad ppl go when they die?

*paper or plastic?

*what would jesus do?

*if tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

*how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (try saying dat 3 times fast!)

*shaken or stirred?

*is there a reason 4 orange juice?

*do u know the muffin man?

*why da hell did i slap a midgit?

*why does hawaii have interstate highways?

*if u tied buttered toast to da back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

*why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

*if someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

*if the front of your car says 'DODGE', do u need a horn?

*if corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?

*if there is no God, then who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

*if its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

*is the grass really greener on the other side?

*before the lightbulb was invented, what appeared over pplz heads when they had an idea?